The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Et tu, Brute? - And you too Brutus? (Julius Caesar last words - also quoted as Tu quoque, fili mi!)
Gaius Julius Caesar
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